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Description

You know the type — you just want to snap them and watch them light up. The Stupid People Are Like Glowsticks Sweatshirt is for everyone who appreciates a little dark humour with their morning coffee.

Crafted from a premium cotton/poly fleece blend with a super-warm, cosy lining — this sweatshirt is as comfortable as it is quotable. Made in a fair-wage, WRAP-certified factory because good vibes only (mostly).

Why You'll Love It

  • Premium cotton/poly fleece blend — warm, soft, and cosy
  • Adjustable banded cuffs to lock in the heat
  • Not too thick or heavy — the perfect everyday weight
  • Made fairly in a WRAP & Fair Labor certified factory
  • Available in Black, Sand, Light Pink & White
  • Inclusive sizing from S to 3XL

Makes a Perfect Gift For

  • Anyone with a sharp sense of humour
  • The sarcastic friend who says what everyone's thinking
  • Fans of dark comedy & witty graphic tees
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Stupid People Are Like Glowsticks Sweatshirt

    You know the type — you just want to snap them and watch them light up. The Stupid People Are...

    $50.75

    ✓ Price includes all taxes — no VAT added

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        Jacky is 1.77 and wears size 36 (EU). Normally wears the XS in her t-shirts and sweaters.

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        DESCRIPTION

        Translate your look from day wear to night wear in a split second, making each outfit suitable for every occasion.

        MATERIALS & CARE

        80% viscose 20% polyester
        Cold hand wash
        Do not bleach
        Dry flat
        Not in the dryer
        Iron at low temperature
        Delicate dry cleaning

        Runs small True to size Runs large

        Description

        You know the type — you just want to snap them and watch them light up. The Stupid People Are Like Glowsticks Sweatshirt is for everyone who appreciates a little dark humour with their morning coffee.

        Crafted from a premium cotton/poly fleece blend with a super-warm, cosy lining — this sweatshirt is as comfortable as it is quotable. Made in a fair-wage, WRAP-certified factory because good vibes only (mostly).

        Why You'll Love It

        • Premium cotton/poly fleece blend — warm, soft, and cosy
        • Adjustable banded cuffs to lock in the heat
        • Not too thick or heavy — the perfect everyday weight
        • Made fairly in a WRAP & Fair Labor certified factory
        • Available in Black, Sand, Light Pink & White
        • Inclusive sizing from S to 3XL

        Makes a Perfect Gift For

        • Anyone with a sharp sense of humour
        • The sarcastic friend who says what everyone's thinking
        • Fans of dark comedy & witty graphic tees

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